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Late Night Rant (2007)

Date: Tue, Jul 10, 2007 at 12:57 AM

Subject: T: Need our own grocery list To: me <blake@projectblake.com“>blake@projectblake.com> Bonsai? Need old Meijer's File need certain things water, south beach controlled diet, completely no contraband, expect on vision nights (controlled diet) you can't MANAGE what you don't MEASURE. Measure it all.  Video tape it. Do the Nightly Journal Post in costume. No One will EVER see this. Do some serious body shots to measure performance. Track exericse, calories, video tape current status. Review video. What work for me? We need a water system here. Not just bottles. Or maybe just as simple. Vision Nights Need to have an agenda. Form to fill out. Topics to address ON VIDEO So much faster than writing it down. Can ramble on and then edit it down later. Need the big system at home. Need to record like crazy. Quickly do a voice over track for all pictures taken. Turn into a quick DVD. You can always do something else later. You could do that at work tomorrow. With the Abbie Birthday pictures. Wow. Use the wallpaper program to view the pictures. Talk for 10 Minutes Max. Give a commentary. Burn a simple DVD. Take it home. Get Lynn to want to be involved with the production. Have her come here to to help me. It could be our home away from home. Not something that excludes her. Something that is only ours. Not #1, Not #2, Not #3.  Somewhere to Get AWAY. A Makeup Apartment… Where we go when we need some time alone. No Kids. No Planning. Just our getaway place.  We can watch movies together. Holly will watch the kids. We need a big bunch of planning, just get a sitter and stop by for a few hours. Just us. Our home of an illicit affair. A bedroom with just scrapbooking in it. Al the crap. We schedule some time to both come and work on it. I'll have a computer to build the DVD projects. You can make the pages. AnnElise could be born in the books in our lifetime. We can do it. Create the format for a business. Custom Kid DVDs. Professionally done. Lots of pictures… Bring the parents in… set up the room… show the slideshow… they chat… you record it… take home the DVD. Voiceover your Memories. Create software you could sell. A front end to skypeing in your commentary after you upload your photos. We burn it and send it to you. That could be huge. Either way, we need to do our own in StudioDexter. You could even do a video commentary. Switch between the pictures and a voice over to us actually talking with the pictures in a window.  Capture all emotion. Maybe too much. Plus, voice only will be creepy in 20 years, while video commentary may be appear hokey. Copy Only After here What could our friends add? Babysitting? rotating help to get to the makeup apartment. Have a duplex with another couple. Your safehouse. When you are there, mow the lawn. Water the flowers. When they are there, the water and mow. Have a nice A/V setup. Be able to easily watch the latest episodes of Desperate Housewives or Grey's. Or whatever. Tivo the drive full of interesting stuff to watch. Wow you could get crazy and have them fill out a questionaire on interests and then.. ok.. too much. Just record Oprah. How does your home make you feel? Oprah says. This dude wants to change our lives. Organizational Guru. Let's see where this goes. Life changing. She is letting go her bad feelings about her parent's stuff… Where r we buried in clutter? Everbody wants more. If one is good, two must be better. We've been led to believe that things will make us happy. (I don't think you need stuff, I think you need information. Much more interesting). You don't live in the now. Wow. Get rid of your crap he says. It appears that this is where we are going with this. I disagree with this guy. If your house is full of stuff, the blessing that could come won't. No room. You put things in storage because you aren't quite ready to part with it. You know in your heart that you are putting this stuff out to die. It's just a good step. Just in case you NEED something. I was going to say purge every three years. But you must digitally record the purge. Talk about why you are doing this. Letting it go. Why you have it. Isn't it pretty much GOOD ENOUGH to have a photo it. Instant Memory. No filing system other than date and a random screensaver. (Actually a custom DVD Memory—Product is called "Memoirs…" Hmm… seems stuffy. "Video Scrapbook". Boring. My Have the site autofill the historical data for a person's profile. The person can choose a date from the database. Comment on the event. and it become one page of the Memoir. You pick out things you want to comment on. A google type search engine provide unlimited story ideas. We record it for you, on our website. Cool idea, but who would actually PAY for this service. Build it so yahoo will buy it Maybe. This guy is horrible. He just equated being a good mother with the clutter in her house. The kids can not come first. Wow. He will throw her a lifeline. Get her out of the riptide. Children were running the house. Hmmmmm… Is it so bad to have a lived in house. You can always look around and see what people are doing. Making drawings, playing games. The evidence of childhood. Why hide that? "Oh, my co-workers will see this!!!" ... Her house was messy. so what. take a video for your "Memoirs…" account. Upload onto your page. We just make money on the…. (need an answer here).  Google Ads? does that solve EVERY problem? Get ADS. Get ADS. The In-Out Rule. Every time you buy a piece, you must get rid of a piece. She agrees to not buy more clothes for the girls for six months. Apparently we are not like here. I truly believe my wife more than high score clothes our children. Every day. In a pile. Keeps it random. We must not lose this service. Maybe daddy needs this service as well. Wear this tomorrow. Not that f'in 1up T-Shirt AGAIN. Try to "appear" normal. Change when YOU GET HOME. Just a little!! Not even every day!! Just sometimes don't go out of the house looking like you belong on a beach. People do review ALL of our Members. Throw people off a bit and occasionally were a collared shirt. PLEASE TRY. why not? will it really hurt you? is it one of the top ten things you swore you would never do in life? no. wear a collar twice a week. 40%. Tuesday and Friday. That will probably better because you can schedule it on your stupid blackberry. you pay more attention to what it say than you do to me….. I always wonder what is so important to buzz every 8 minutes (it seems). Fair question. Right now my blackberry is 3 feet up in the air being the modem for my internet connection.   COPY AFTER HERE Sometimes I get more than one message for the SAME THING. because there is a difference between my blackberry getting a text message as opposed to a email message, I set it up to get both. The text message has much less information in it but is fast. The email has more info (and links) but comes a bit later. I set them both up to try it out and I just never changed it to not do that. I have sometimes made the forwarding and email accounts at work so complicated that sometimes i don't know where an email is going. The clutter was "turning him off" in the bedroom. He's roll over into a pile of clutter. No romance. There will be NO clutter in the hideway suites. Just champagne and DVDs. Maybe a hottub. You can go anywhere from 2 hours to 2 days. It's a cooperative so you schedule a time and everyone takes care of the place (noted before). This must not be the place where blake gets away with everything. Must be used for good and not evil. HD-DVD make a good date night. Get a REAL BED. Change the SHOWERHEAD. Our Safe Place. The World does not bug us here. I think you are a GREAT Mom. I don't agree with a lot of what you want them to do, but your passion for it overrides any doubt on your intent. Only what you think is best. What more could you ask for. I feel bad about the radio station, 96.3. I've been kind of bugging you about the kids listening to some the content. It almost isn't really about the content but rather a debate about why that is different from any given  TV show. Maybe you feel the radio is the "oh, come on, this is our diversion," while I feel that way about TV. True the TV is visual, which is strong. To be honest that reason you have seen so many Paul Simon songs is that really it was only one of the few things I could put on with the girls in the room. I guess when you say it like that it sounds very selfish… why would i want to expose them to that simply because i am too lazy to change it or pick something more general that we can all enjoy. Lazy on my part. Clutter is a manifestation of OBESITY. A tip is upcomming on how to lose wait by getting rid of clutter. Did I sent you the link the Here is a hyperlink to an email message in google. Who possible makes up a string of letters and numbers like that…. Because you can't guess it, that makes it secure… if it works…. https://mail.google.com/a/projectblake.com/?auth=DQAAAH0AAABYZ7SVhCfHDt-SOWBQ5YJ6pBD0teNU1g9WT31-zOGmB6z7ICwdJpj5O833eJbFUNAPQuNzvhhnqO1T6UGvvBY8tbihhI84PkJmbk1qqTIBYztLgQ4lw2qhp4M2eEzBFi07oLxRZ7NVfPN5nRrlHMWM6qLH3SLEdIseytfmufHkvA&shva=1 OMG. This guy has won me over. The obesity tip (missed the intro, so i don't know why…) was to take out all the utensils of the drawer and move them somewhere else. Put them back as you use them and don't put back the ones your don't use… HMMMMM… can't like him now… just cause I got one right… More tips:: Who are the clutter creators??? Husband and two sons. Don't mean to be rude. Just clean it up. I have. It doesn't last. It starts to mushroom, followed by the domino effect, then a true standstill. Secret to clutter free children: Give them … missed it Yard sale. You can take the money. Less Fortunate. Give your crap to charity. Use bins, bags and containers to organize your stuff (no kidding). Think of the deal Rubbermaid has. OK, we'll make this one a little taller and a little wide and it's all new. OK, next year. Little shorter, but wider. Just different. People look at those boxes and imagine what would fit in them. Oh, I could get this in there or that in there. It's all scattered around now. This is how Sleep/Walk Disorder. I've heard it bugs them. She's sitting in a house foyer with a wonderful background. Nicole can play golf. Bernie is active. Taylor is better prepared for school and wants to study computers. If you have narcolepsy, you can fix it. This is Addison Sheppart talking. What am I even watching. Did Jimmy Kimmel end? What is on now. Not paying attention, typing. Oh crap. Oprah. Duh. Closets. This is theBIG issue. We wear 20% percent of our clothes, 80% of the time.  As you hang something up, go front to back. After six months, get rid of anything still hanging back to front. Are you really gonna wear that some day? Get RID of it. put it in the basement in a storage bin. You may sell it someday. someone else may need this. you must help them. 50 cents. All this work for everything to be 50 cents. Are we making money? Or are we just really trying to move slightly used merchandise to someone looking for a deal? CONSOLIDATE YOUR LIFE. I believe in this mantra. I DO IT. Throw it AWAY. Don't have to end up with biggest collection. Take photos. Give commentary. This is "Momento…" no.. uh.. "Memoirs…"  Hmmmm… Better Name? Video tape your crap, talk about it, say how it got there and where it's going. Who ever used it. These are going to be the videos that are interesting some day. How life went. Sure, the standard birthday party and holiday event will be captured. But seriously, I want TO SEE THE FRIDGE. The peppers in the back. The ketchup bottle. (I miss it). The constant guests (peppers, salad dressing why past their time…)... The box of butter (not in my lifetime, just like the ketchup squeeze bottle)... just never had it. dad kept the butter in the cabinet. worked… nice that it is soft… but it just would seem like it is going bad, right? constantly? how long can it last? But why not just open the fridge and talk about each thing in the fridge. Why is it there? Is Mom eating more yougurt? Why? Organic Milk. Why is that there. It is  f'ing $4.00 a half gallon.  Jeez… Organization has opened up a NEW lease on life for this lady. We all feel good when we purge. Get rid of the excess. Oprah says "Boys, are you keeping up the room?" Boys scream YES. Who says NO to Oprah. I missed the name at the end.. a quick google search :: oprah clean sweep gives me this website :: Amy Lee of Evanenssence needs our help. You might not understand. Bring epilepsy out of the shadows. Is epilepsy really in the shadows? I think we were all onboard with that. Am I wrong? OK, moving on to Greg. Commercial.  Hmmmm…  Big Apologies. http://www.grebgtv.com> If you need to make a big apology to someone, go to that website and sign up. You will need to tell me some other kind of story, because I will not show up to the Greg B. show for any reason. ROTFLMAO Oh, Jerry called. Wants you to come on the show and learn some wacky stuff 'bout chure girl!!! Right. Maury. paternity tests and "you're afraid of what? well here it is, bigger than life!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!" How is your period?  Your most intense symptoms deserve to most intense relief Pamprin MAX Greg is back on.  Why are you here? My buddy owes me $300.  Intense. Why didn't you confront him? Well he had a plan to win the money in Vegas. He just got a motorcycle I don't care for it, let's get that money, says Greg. Get him to draw the phrase, give me my money. He can't hear a thing right now. You must get Andy to draw the picture. I'm confused at the premise of this show now. Alan must tell you. He must draw a pictionary picture. You must guess in 60 seconds. I can't just tell you. I MUST draw it. You must guess.  Sixty seconds. 45 seconds.  You want me to pay back the money I owe you? HE GOT IT. Not sure what happens now. Do people win prizes. Greg complained about buying a lot jackers. He's NOT letting is slide. He came on and played this STUPID game to get his money. also, GREG, here… a gift certificate for dinner and YOU CAN"T TAKE HIM" Never got the other guys name. Commercial: Lawyer. Seem like yet another lawyer commercial. who is up watching this show? Why do these people need lawyers at all? Have you heard about the thing about gas expanding in the summer so we are getting screwed by 1%? People are demanding new laws, law suits have been files. We have NOTHING BETTER TO DO? Plus, they said gas shrinks in the winter. so we've even. Who is going toCHANGE the entire pumping system in the United States to be able to charge different amounts based on the temperature. SOLVE OTHER PROBLEMS. Geico. A study recently showed that Geico could save up to 15% by stopping their Gekko ads. Grow up. You need to change how you dress if you are going to hang with me. Finally time to get serious. You have GOT TO GROW UP. Wear a belt. Not something a 14 year old would wear. I do love you very much. These are hard-hitting issues. Apparently these two are lovers… how did I miss that… He cheated on me… that's why they broke up. Missed who said that.. can't go back without Tivo. Hmmmmm….. NO GOOD, but causes me to pay better attention. If you are not together, why do you care what he wears? We are trying to get back together. I want him to change so we can be together. Do you feel this way about me? YOU MUST. I must get my suit tomorrow to make sure it fits… I  think it will as I am about the weight (a bit heavy) of when I've worn this suit before. It is dark, so I can consider it a funeral. I know, if they are happy so be it. I kid. Believe it, I will not be up on the church windows He's here to help you with your look. Is it important to you that he is trying to help you change your look. Yes. Do you want a free makeout. We are not going to change you as much as we are going to "lean into" your style. Please welcome BUZZ. I kid you not. It's BUZZ COPY AFTER  HERE. Jeff's new look will be later in the show. http://www.gregbvt.com> Greg Behrendt. Did you ever roll over in bed and wonder who was that person laying there? I have. and it has ALWAYS been AnnElise. Kick in the head, the face. Invokes the greatest reactions from both us. Anger, frustration, jump up out of bed, leave the room, give her a shove. What did she learn? How did we change. Wow. actually i wonder how you are doing? Is this giving you a hard time? It is still just like a business trip? Not real yet. I'm glad we are doing over events as planned. There will NEVER be any women in this house. I promise. That's not why I'm here. The bottom line is I am happy with our sex life when we have it and I'm willing to try and meet more of your needs. You do NOT need to spend any time worrying about this promise. No one will know where I am while I'm here. Just hiding in the basement. Really. When I get this place cleaned up a bit I want you to come over for dinner. Find a sitter and come over. We will sit and have a meal, just you and I. I don't have any tables so we may sit on the floor. I don't want to wait to work on us. KEEP TALKING TO ME. I fired xxxxx today. I gave him four weeks of salary as serverance. I wasn't happy with his work and I need to extra money for rent and food. I'm going to be set up here in my sanctuary with the ability to do all my work from here. I have a lot to catch up on. I can work late and overnight. I got the offer today on the company. hmmm… no yesterday. wow, greg is done. Hmmm… was that really an hour. Carson Daly is on. 2:34 am. Not a great slot. This show has turned into a typical monologue/desk interview show. Richard Simmons is a Queen joke. I see why it is on so late… His Tie is slightly loose. How long can he try and entertain the teens. he is only 34. dang. screw him. It's even more effective than Colin Ferri's Penis. This was the punchline, missed the joke. Tonight's yoga pose—OUCH —not for people with balls. Dave for 2000's? What do you call this decade? The aught's? What is the teens. Aren't we screwed until the 20's? Taylor Hicks just came out shouting soul patrol. I'm not sure why. I see. Celebrity Impersonators Getting Worse. So he came out for real to start. Then getting worse. Joe Pesci. OK. Bill Clinton. Not really. Beyonce. Wow. A man in a green t-shirt and beer drinking cap. Actually this is a clever bit. The Brian VanDerArk thing is falling apart. After intense early enthusiasm by Matt, Jeff and Mark, we never really came up with the main event. Lot's of ideas thrown around. Matt would play with a band and "open" for Brian, location his Mother-In-Laws place. A good plan if you ask me. From the Jeff camp came the idea to have BVA headline their neighborhood block party, with, guess who, Jeff's band opening up. Apparently getting on the bill with star is worth the price of admission for everyone. Not me. Anyway, I got a second email from BVAsaying dates were filling up quick and be patient so I think our window is closed. Jeff and I thought up having the Old Farm party on Saturday and the Mother-In-Law party on either Friday or Sunday. Bring him in for the entire weekend and keep costs low. OK, Carson has Dave Foley on. No reason for this guy to on except to plug the NBC show "Thank God you're Here". Carson probably has not choice and just has a streaming of NBC and Universal talent plugging their stuff. Guess it doesn't hurt anyone. Some people probably Tivo it. maybe we should to stay hip with young people these day. Back with Dave Foley and the YingYang twins. Dave Foley drinks 50 cups of coffee per day. He says it is true when he is working. 10 cups for breakfast. He should get a bigger cup. Urinated once every 10 minutes. On and on they talk about it. Someone brought out some coffee. They hugged. Had to give up cream, true story. He was drinking a quart of cream every day. So he need to switch to black. Four minutes we are talking about this. They talk about the show for a bit. Season Finale is tomorrow. Is the show safe or lost by the finale? Finding YouTube on your phone!! For $600 and an unbreakable two year deal with AT&T. More than $2000 total for the life of the initial contact. You need feel data for the Internet. Need the data plan. Otherwise what is the point. $2000 for two years ($600 + 50*12 = http://crunchgear.com/2007/06/26/iphone-total-cost-of-ownership-over-two-years/> Based on current iPhone hardware pricing, and service costs, the estimated cost for owning an iPhone over two years is hovering at about $2,200. This is the lowest price as it assumes that you have selected the 4GB version and the cheapest service. Wow. How important is it to be connected? To be cool? Cause it would be cool. Especially these first six months. I would get this phone if I didn't just already get my phone. The one that was good at the moment. No camera. Just weeks away from the announcement that the iPhone was real. Oh well. Let others work out the bugs. There is rap on the Carson show as I type. I keep hearing "wiggle…wiggle.." and "jiggle…jiggle…". Ended finally. Thank goodness. My settlement was $500,000. Sam Berstein. Lots of Lawyers. Apparently those wiggle people were the YingYang Twins. So, we pay like three or fours hours of babysitting when we go to counciling. Why not schedule just like three hours of babysitters and have our date here. This can be our getaway house. This place is not going to be miserable place that you resent. It can be yours as well. It isn't my escape as much it is my transition. I fired xxxxx today. COPY AFTER HERE OK, Channel four is telling me how to make money. Do you think all of these infomercials are bogus? All of them? None have any scheme that might work the right situation and place? Hmmmmm…. I listen to that Kevin Trudeau. He spent time in prison. The Feds chase him all over the place. yet there he is, telling me I only have 17 minutes left to not miss this incredible chance to find out what "they" don't want me to know.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Trudeau> Channel six here is a marysville channel.. I suddently feel like I'm far away. How will Paul entertain me? I guess they are available online. Have to make a point to watch them. This weekend is another in the "Let's Fix St. Clair!!!!" Series. Some three day panel of all kinds of groups that will plan the ultimate failure of downtown St. Clair. Cause whatever they try to do will be too little and too late. They do have a good heart… Believe I worked very hard to get the DDA impliments in St. Clair the time  before this last one. Did you know that? No glory for me. Two failed years as chamber president. Had big dreams, just met too much resistance. Somebody pays for a new study and they find the same things and noone really does it…. The mall may always be there because enough of a percentage of people are NOT failing at any given time. Maybe the old mall become the history and interest of st. clair. Longest standing mall in some unknown geographic area. Original stores for 1969. Come here for the nostalga. Maybe I should buy my building. Pat would sell it cheap given his money issues with his new building.  1.2 million to remodel the thing. Tear it down…. I saw the remodel plans. YUCK. You need a better riverview than that. Only high end retail. Coldstone Creamery. Yum. This method of making ice cream with the paddles… this can't be new can it. This has to have been around for a long time, right? So why hasn't anyone created this store before now? Want to own a stone cold creamery franchise? I could sell  the company and maybe have enough cash to buy a franchise and put it in Pat's High Falutin' Sommerset in St. Clair mall. Long hours and extensive work would be involved. Have to be there all the time. Hmmmm… Doesn't sound so fun anymore. Plus I would eat it all the time and get fat… So what is the high-end retail store that should be put into his place. What would be high end that we could put together based on BS and smoke and mirrors. PeoplePC. Only $10.95 per month. Should get my  nine-bucks.net going. Now is the TIME. Spanx High Falutin Footless Pantyhose with Lace Trim. What is this invention. Oh, ends at the ankles. Next shopping channels. hsn.com. Stainz-R-Out nano 3-pack leather Kit. Birthday Price (not sure who's):: $13.93. He blew into a tube and took out a stair somehow. Wasn't watching. No TIVO. hate it. It changes the molecular structure. No stains. Should we be allowed to buy products that change the molecular structrure of other things. No matter how much you don't want stains. This guy invented it. Wow, said the co-host. Not sure what else should say. This is guy truly willing to help us protect our leather. He is serious about this.CAN'T GET IT ANYWHERE ELSE. Nano particles. Changes the STRUCTURE of the MOLECULES. Is this safe? He has protected a cloth now with Nano. Stops all water from going through. So what does this chemical do when it gets poured into the drain??? Ink off the leather.GONE. Protected. This will save you money. I have no leather except for my shoes. Do you think we will ever become Hell's Angels… Driving around on motorcyles with Dave and Lori and Mark and Lynn? Why not? We could be a gang. Why NOT? Wow, she says again. Now we are onto this guys wood polish stuff. He has invented a product that is changing the world. No stains. Wow. Here we go. She is excited about our next test of the product. This is your furniture being destroyed. Look the paper towel has been made leak proof. Why don't the furniture makes build a finish that doesn't need this stuff. Is that even possible? What is a watermark Did you know that I actually had a pretty good time at the River Crab that night. It seems that our conversation about it was short and maybe I mentioned something about me thinking you weren't talking to me. Who knows what enough talking is. I was nervous during the first ten minutes. All School. All teachers. people i didn't know. Waiting it out and we turned to musicals. I didn't really say anything but I was actively thinking up interesting things to say… Didn't really come up with anything…. (other than a couple uh-huhs). Outside, I was fine. I think I could be friends with Mike but I think I need to cultivate that relationship. I could see the kind of group click that they were in. I know you long for this group. It would interesting to try and be that guy who moves from circle to circle and say a few words. Getting old however… getting harder to talk to strange men. Need the woman to grease the wheels. I do want to be this person… one, I think it would be interesting to talk to a lot of people like Mark does (without any expectations), also, I think you would be happier with me if I could work a room a little better than I do. Definately on my list of things to improve…. OK, the new guy on hsn.com is now going to sell us some food, all kinds of wonderful food…lobster, etc. Then, he's going to transition with a giant GOLD sale! Talented guy, I'm sure he will dazzles with the food AND the gold. He's coming up later, we might be here when he comes on. I have cable that works here. I brought my little 10 inch TV here until Comcast really hooks it up. I'm afraid that I ruined the free cable thing that was going on. Feel bad for the next guy to live here…. they'll have to pay. I'll show you the whole thing once I get it all ready to go and if you agree to come to the marriage halfway house. Next shopping channel: ShopAtHomeTV.com They are selling the Kennedy Deluxe Set (Half-Dollar).  Retail Value: $1939.00 OUR PRICE: $1599.95 + 24.99 shipping. STRETCH pay is 5 x $319.99. I no longer feel so bad about my Lego Falcon. Well, apparently there are like 32 coins in this set. So I guess that is good. Call 1-800-406-3939 for the Arkansas Vacation Planning Kit. Hmmmm… Bill Clinton library. Do you have any interest in ever going to a presidential library? If so, which one. SMC gives me over 3000 items to sell. Over 10 proven marketing plans. A coach to talk to and teach you what you need. They will drop ship under your name. This is such an interesting concept. You are just a sales front really. Collect money. but what do they have? This guy says he's happy—and he's there on TV fishing. He's living the good life. This is like a front end of China goods. How can cleverly market this. People buy this crap. www.smcandyou.com>—sell your stuff to wholesalers and still make a profit. She got to stay home with her kids. If it wasn't for SMC, she wouldn't have what she has now. UNLIMITED POTENTIAL. step-by-step. NOTHING to chance. What about customer service? Should we just start a farm of these mail order places? Create some web sites, throw it out there, try some things. Why not…. How much to start? Some people start earning money the FIRST day. The products sell themselves. His business is worth a quarter of a million dollars. Could Wayne run a business like that.  The GOLD PLAN! $314.95 ($299.95 plus $15 s/h)   SPECIAL! Internet Offer Only! OK. Now we know. My font has been hijacked.   Ok. That's better.UGH.Bold. good? Good. UH-OH. I just heard his say "optionally drop ship"... Hmmmm… so they want you to keep inventory? Seems like touching anything is bad. How does support work. Returns. Disgruntled people that ended up with CHINESE JUNK. Who takes those calls. Create a call center on Voip like Customer Direct had. Same phone system like layne uses. Route calls based on the 8xx number. You have to have a good order entry system. Hmmmm… Need to solve that problem. have 100 different SMC front companies. Create a marketing model and hit people with the brand they are looking for. Hip. Cool. Practical.  Tom Bosley says it is only $25.00 to start. And they are "determined" to see me successful. I wonder what the angle is. THEN, really what you want to do is… http://www.smcandyou.com/>—To me, the word "candy" just pops out and makes this URL hard to read. Find something we can turn into a franchise. This is a franchise. What thing can we sell to the nation as a franchise. We will deliver to your customers _________ product. You will simply pay us X and you can charge Y. What you sell, you profit. What business can we franchise. Memories Home Business. That's a software company. yuck. Full color catalogs. This seems to be very similar to the LTD catalog. I've order a bunch of junk from that catalog for my office. These cool hanging lights on either side of my desk. I love them. They are really cool (when I remember to turn them on). Need to automate the whole system. You would think I would remember to just walk in and turn everything on. But I don't do that. I haven't turned my fountain on in two weeks now. It also lights up my lightbright and my lava lamp, which apparently has bitten the dust. Bummer. They are cheap and easy to find now… So i'll look around for something interesting. I have this star lamp that never really made it into the rotation. It doesn't work well when there is light in the room… it needs a dark room. However my office is never dark enough to make it stand out. They aren't all winners. I order a solar system poster. It was on clearance, which should have been my first clue. anyway, pluto is still a planet and i now see why it was on clearance. It still is a cool poster. I love my pencil. It is currently my favorite thing in the room. My second favorite is my clock. It has one column of 3 blocks, then 3 3×3 grids. The number of the hour, minute or second is translated into the same number of blocks. So if it is 10:00, the only lights on are one in the first column. I love coming in around 9:45 because so many blocks are glowing. 0,9,5,6. The final feature is that the blocks randomize every second. So when five blocks are on representing the "5" of "9:50", they move to any of the nine positions of that grid. Make sense? Fun to watch. Fun to have people try to figure out how to read it. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/7437/> Now it is the SCOOBA. The new 380. Not available in stores. Try it for 30 days. 3x better than before. I'm sure this thing would eat your dog it it could catch it. Maybe the 380 now does.  Wow, Roomba is FREE. The 400 is FREE with the SCOOBA. How much is theSCOOBA.  1.800.268.9225. The lady says we should take advantage of this offer because it might not be done Like a dishwasher or a microwave, you NEED a robot.  You use your dirty mop all over your floor. you just push the dirt around. SCOOBA has TWO tanks. One for clean water and one dirty water. Kind of like a divided bucket would work. It seems that this thing would have a hard time with objects on the floor. Chairs, wastebasket, kids toys. We usually have big chunks of food on the floor. I was sitting in the Den the other night and looked down to see an apple, that probably was under the chair for a week or so. how it got out and at my feet I will never know. Luke refused to move it. I disposed of it. $500 for the scuba. Return it up to 30 days. What a pain in the ass to package this now dirty from mopping body and sent it back. I'm sure most people don't decide they hate it until well into the second month. Free Roomba, Don't let housework bog you down. There are a LOT of extras you can buy. Soap, attachments…. —

 

My sleeping baby